Two funnies

so yesterday i was driving the boys home after lunch. i looked in my review mirror and saw ronan taking his straw and sticking it into the bottom of his shoe. then....he put the straw in his mouth....and then, wait for it, wait for it...he started chewing! OH MY GOODNESS! i swear that kid is going to die of a communicable disease. ewww....
then tonight, zander yells after he's gone to bed, that he has to pee. so after he's done peeing he asks for a drink which i gave him in the bathroom. he then decided to sit down to drink...on the toliet...except he fell in. i guess he was a little dazed. poor boy.