working out

OH. MY. WORD. i'm dying here. my muscles are ready to peel themselves away from the bone and just fall to the floor. every movement, every breath, every twitch just hurts. but i'm determined. 2 days....but i did learn something valuable at the gym the other night. do NOT engage anybody there who's arms are bigger than your head. they've been there too much and are obsessed with the gym and spreading their 'gym-ee-ness'. i made the mistake of simply making a joke towards a man with arms that wouldn't fit through a door but a head the size of a pin. i told him he could'nt come into the little dumbell room...that's it. and the door opened...apparently he heard "WE SUCK AT LIFTING WEIGHTS, PLEASE SHOW US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!" which obviously let me state, is NOT what i said. so he proceeded to shadow us around the weight room showing us how to 'properly' use our tricepts. hahaha...stupidness.